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Archive for October 2008

I heart crazy talk radio hosts

October 24, 2008

Michael Savage said that welfare recipients shouldn’t be allowed to vote. That cracks me up. I don’t agree with him at all, he’s about as bat-shit crazy as they come, but I don’t think he should be fired. I’ve done talk-radio before, it’s a weird feeling to be in a windowless room hearing your own […]

Tell me Hank, why do you drink?

October 22, 2008

(Welcome foxnews.com readers! Click around, read my stuff and leave me some nutty comments.) You should hear Bocephus’ rewrite of “A Country Boy Can Survive” for John McCain’s time as a POW in Vietnam…he uses no less than 5 racial epithets. I LOVE seeing Hank Williams Jr. campaigning for the McCain / Palin Magical Mystery […]

Joe the Plumber needs your help

October 16, 2008

To ensure his new business success, flush all your toilet paper down your commode! Choke the Bowl for AMERICA!! Plus think of all that extra business for the logging industry from the soggy Charmin. If you are enviromentally conscious, flush a couple of cotton socks – always does the trick.

Stumble Upon some fun

October 14, 2008

Here’s what I do. I get bored and hammer away on stumbleupon.com’s toolbar button when I’m online. When I find pictures I like, I drag them to my desktop. I post them here. I hope you enjoyed what I found.

NASCAR, America’s leading economic indicator

October 13, 2008

Attendance at NASCAR races are at a shocking ten year low…after setting record highs only two years ago. Countless new mega speedways have been built across the country to facilitate the hundreds of thousands of expected fans, but now that the economy is in the shitter – all those Joe Sixpack, regular race-lovin’ folks are […]

When will they learn?

October 11, 2008

Air shows and Hot-Air Balloon launches are not the wholesome family fun trip they make them out to be. They start off fun and interesting… And then fiery death happens. Balloon Fire … worst cause of death this week. FYI … Lord Vader was seen in the airspace.

The Funniest part about the Old Lady who called Obama an Arab at a McCain rally is…

October 11, 2008

…she’s two years younger than John McCain Do you ever get the feeling that McCain and his staff/handlers are nervously dreading and secretly hoping someone shouts the n-word at one of these rallies? Sarah Palin evidently fired her sister’s ex-husband. So what though? What good is it to be a Governor if you can’t abuse […]

What the BALLS economy?!?!

October 9, 2008

Hey Wall Street! Are you trying to piss me off? Because that is whats happening. I don’t even have any money in the stock market, and I’m shitting kittens. We’re putting all our money into peanut butter…not JIF stock, ACTUAL peanut butter. Next stop…DUSTBOWL!

Bat Pug will protect us all

October 8, 2008

from weird Vader swinger couple!! You know they wear these when they do it. I want the video footage and I’m willing to pay cash. I don’t have it on me, but could put it together if I had to. We (me) here at SQUEAKY PICKLE are fully committed to weirdo Darth Vader pictures.

Authentic Guacamole

October 8, 2008

Ha! I’ve been cracking up all day. I’ve been doing a lot of driving, and there is this one otherwise-unremarkable Carl’s Jr. radio commercial they’ve been playing in LA where they are WAAAY proud of their new mega-heart-attack-burgers featuring AUTHENTIC GUACAMOLE… I had no idea there was a problem of IN-authentic guacamole. I imagine it […]