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The Chicago Cubs losing is ACTUALLY good for America

(reposted from bushleague.tv)

No disrespect to the Cubs faithful, I’m sure you are nice people, BUT if the Cubs win the World Series the sky will split open and The Aliens will fight Jesus in a nuclear battle royale that destroys the Earth. It says so in Revelations…read it the next time you stay at a hotel.

Especially now that the Boston Red Sox have won TWO world titles…we MUST stay vigilant and destroy the Cubs like Saint Bartman the Martyr did back in 2003.

The only downer part of the Cubs heartbreaking demise is that it makes Bill Murray sad. Bill Murray is a national treasure and when he cries it’s the emotional equivalent of crushing a baby chicken with a Big Bertha driver.

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