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Archive for December 2008

Blagojevich, clearly a scumbag

December 12, 2008

I’m not a prejudiced person, BUT how did Illinois voters not see that Rod (#3 name for assholes ever) was going to be a douchey criminal? Who was he running against? Rapey McButtfinger? Nevermind the fact that Blagojevich sounds like a Bond villain’s name…or Dracula’s mother’s maiden name…just look at him! He’s only one degree […]

Emphasis on Comedy

December 8, 2008

HEADLINE NEWS When did the Republicans take over Amsterdam? Dutch conservatives are cracking down on marijuana cafes and red light district hooker windows in Amsterdam, because of “crime and safety” concerns. Dammit! When will this gentrification end? Let’s make a deal, we won’t put a strip club in the Epcot center if you don’t mess […]