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Archive for the ‘economic crisis’ Category

Emphasis on Comedy

December 8, 2008

HEADLINE NEWS When did the Republicans take over Amsterdam? Dutch conservatives are cracking down on marijuana cafes and red light district hooker windows in Amsterdam, because of “crime and safety” concerns. Dammit! When will this gentrification end? Let’s make a deal, we won’t put a strip club in the Epcot center if you don’t mess […]

TOP TEN PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE LAID-OFF

November 19, 2008

Thanks to the Great American Manic-Depression of 2008, millions of people have lost their jobs and many more are due to receive the shit-end of the stick in the short months to come. Many of these hard-working citizens are the last ones who deserved to get screwed over like this, and that has caused more […]

Joe the Plumber needs your help

October 16, 2008

To ensure his new business success, flush all your toilet paper down your commode! Choke the Bowl for AMERICA!! Plus think of all that extra business for the logging industry from the soggy Charmin. If you are enviromentally conscious, flush a couple of cotton socks – always does the trick.

Stumble Upon some fun

October 14, 2008

Here’s what I do. I get bored and hammer away on stumbleupon.com’s toolbar button when I’m online. When I find pictures I like, I drag them to my desktop. I post them here. I hope you enjoyed what I found.

NASCAR, America’s leading economic indicator

October 13, 2008

Attendance at NASCAR races are at a shocking ten year low…after setting record highs only two years ago. Countless new mega speedways have been built across the country to facilitate the hundreds of thousands of expected fans, but now that the economy is in the shitter – all those Joe Sixpack, regular race-lovin’ folks are […]