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Louisiana State Legislators Get Crunk As F**k With Hurricane Chris

July 2, 2009

(Gets really good after 2:15) This settles it. I’m moving to Louisiana and running for State Office. It looks like more fun than stand-up comedy. The way she was building him up I expected an IRAQ war hero missing half his face. In case you missed the lyrics… She fine than a bitch, ass and […]

Blagojevich, clearly a scumbag

December 12, 2008

I’m not a prejudiced person, BUT how did Illinois voters not see that Rod (#3 name for assholes ever) was going to be a douchey criminal? Who was he running against? Rapey McButtfinger? Nevermind the fact that Blagojevich sounds like a Bond villain’s name…or Dracula’s mother’s maiden name…just look at him! He’s only one degree […]

Emphasis on Comedy

December 8, 2008

HEADLINE NEWS When did the Republicans take over Amsterdam? Dutch conservatives are cracking down on marijuana cafes and red light district hooker windows in Amsterdam, because of “crime and safety” concerns. Dammit! When will this gentrification end? Let’s make a deal, we won’t put a strip club in the Epcot center if you don’t mess […]


November 19, 2008

Thanks to the Great American Manic-Depression of 2008, millions of people have lost their jobs and many more are due to receive the shit-end of the stick in the short months to come. Many of these hard-working citizens are the last ones who deserved to get screwed over like this, and that has caused more […]

I heart crazy talk radio hosts

October 24, 2008

Michael Savage said that welfare recipients shouldn’t be allowed to vote. That cracks me up. I don’t agree with him at all, he’s about as bat-shit crazy as they come, but I don’t think he should be fired. I’ve done talk-radio before, it’s a weird feeling to be in a windowless room hearing your own […]

Tell me Hank, why do you drink?

October 22, 2008

(Welcome foxnews.com readers! Click around, read my stuff and leave me some nutty comments.) You should hear Bocephus’ rewrite of “A Country Boy Can Survive” for John McCain’s time as a POW in Vietnam…he uses no less than 5 racial epithets. I LOVE seeing Hank Williams Jr. campaigning for the McCain / Palin Magical Mystery […]

Joe the Plumber needs your help

October 16, 2008

To ensure his new business success, flush all your toilet paper down your commode! Choke the Bowl for AMERICA!! Plus think of all that extra business for the logging industry from the soggy Charmin. If you are enviromentally conscious, flush a couple of cotton socks – always does the trick.

The Funniest part about the Old Lady who called Obama an Arab at a McCain rally is…

October 11, 2008

…she’s two years younger than John McCain Do you ever get the feeling that McCain and his staff/handlers are nervously dreading and secretly hoping someone shouts the n-word at one of these rallies? Sarah Palin evidently fired her sister’s ex-husband. So what though? What good is it to be a Governor if you can’t abuse […]