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Louisiana State Legislators Get Crunk As F**k With Hurricane Chris

July 2, 2009

(Gets really good after 2:15) This settles it. I’m moving to Louisiana and running for State Office. It looks like more fun than stand-up comedy. The way she was building him up I expected an IRAQ war hero missing half his face. In case you missed the lyrics… She fine than a bitch, ass and […]

If Wrestling ISN’T Gay, Then What Exactly Does Gay Mean?

June 18, 2009

I grew up loving the HULKSTER as much as the next guy…I thought. Then I saw how much the Ultimate Warrior “loved” him and I really had to question my fanhood. I need a bath to wash the filth away from having seen that. Still though, I must say that it is FAR LESS gross […]

Sports Inaction

January 15, 2009

Hey there sports fans and avid Squeaky Pickle readers! I watched enough ESPN, NFL Network and Fox Sports Net today to consider myself an expert in the world of athletic competition, let me peel my fat-ass out of the me-shaped dent in the couch and take you on a short tour of all things SPORT… […]

Dear Classic Rock Radio Programmers,

January 11, 2009

Hi guys, John Wessling here…long-time listener, long-time caller. The reason I’m writing you this letter is because I’ve been a fan for my whole life and I’m getting a little bored with your playlists. Seriously, you guys are phoning it in. Don’t get defensive, we can all tell that you haven’t done anything new – […]

Emphasis on Comedy

December 8, 2008

HEADLINE NEWS When did the Republicans take over Amsterdam? Dutch conservatives are cracking down on marijuana cafes and red light district hooker windows in Amsterdam, because of “crime and safety” concerns. Dammit! When will this gentrification end? Let’s make a deal, we won’t put a strip club in the Epcot center if you don’t mess […]

Tell me Hank, why do you drink?

October 22, 2008

(Welcome foxnews.com readers! Click around, read my stuff and leave me some nutty comments.) You should hear Bocephus’ rewrite of “A Country Boy Can Survive” for John McCain’s time as a POW in Vietnam…he uses no less than 5 racial epithets. I LOVE seeing Hank Williams Jr. campaigning for the McCain / Palin Magical Mystery […]

Stumble Upon some fun

October 14, 2008

Here’s what I do. I get bored and hammer away on stumbleupon.com’s toolbar button when I’m online. When I find pictures I like, I drag them to my desktop. I post them here. I hope you enjoyed what I found.

NASCAR, America’s leading economic indicator

October 13, 2008

Attendance at NASCAR races are at a shocking ten year low…after setting record highs only two years ago. Countless new mega speedways have been built across the country to facilitate the hundreds of thousands of expected fans, but now that the economy is in the shitter – all those Joe Sixpack, regular race-lovin’ folks are […]

Bat Pug will protect us all

October 8, 2008

from weird Vader swinger couple!! You know they wear these when they do it. I want the video footage and I’m willing to pay cash. I don’t have it on me, but could put it together if I had to. We (me) here at SQUEAKY PICKLE are fully committed to weirdo Darth Vader pictures.

If you NEED a massive weapon, let this be the one

October 5, 2008

I’m not saying that God needs a gun, but if he did… Shooting a .50 cal has been proven to add 1.5 inches to your penis. Don’t take my word for it…just watch this. Embrace the 2nd Amendment…don’t let statistics and reality get in your way from mowing down a whole bunch of mother fuckers.